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[solarson]

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audio | un: dailyplanet

[thisisontherecord]

Hey kiddo, wanted to check in to see if you have an eye on the messageboard at the moment.

[solarson]

( oh. hi, mom. )

Uh… no? Is there something on there?

[thisisontherecord]

Just one of the kids advertising a farm for the lot of you to spend time on. You could probably vet your dad for it, too.

( Farm time, Jon. You and your dad can enjoy some Farm Time. )

[solarson]

A farm? Really? I didn’t even know they had any here!

( he sounds just a touch excited. )

[thisisontherecord]

Yeah, news to me, too.

( There are several farm-like things, Lois, you just haven't had a fly over and the things off the tracks have not registered as notably farmworthy. )

Figured you could reach out since Accelerator's talking there right now.

[solarson]

Do you know him?

( it sounds like she might?? )

[thisisontherecord]

I spoke with him right after waking up here. He's an intense kid.

( A pause: )

Be aware and careful around him. I wouldn't recommend reaching out if I thought he was a danger to other kids.

[solarson]

Oh, I know all about intense kids.

( he's friends with damian after all. )

But yeah, I will. Be careful I mean.

[thisisontherecord]

( at some point she will learn more about Damian, but that point is not today. )

Thanks, kiddo. Did you end up finding any other board games today?

[solarson]

Not yet. I spoke to Robin's dad though and he said he didn't want to meet you or dad yet because he's busy.

( lol rip bruce. )

[thisisontherecord]

... Here. He's busy... here.

( what the actual fu— )

Busy navel-gazing?

[solarson]

Uh... I don't know. He said he was busy with something. He didn't elaborate.

( because batman never does unless he wants to. )

un: Accelerator; text

[levelshift]

Hi.

You want me to ban that Lex Luthor bastard from the farm?

[solarson]

( wow this is really random??? how does he know lex luthor?? )

you know lex luthor? 😮

[levelshift]

No. Your mom told me about him.

[He isn't actually sure of that would be embarrassing or not ("Your mom had to have a talk with me") but he may as well be honest.]

[solarson]

she did??? 😮 i mean i guess that tracks but yeah sorry???

[levelshift]

Why the hell are you apologizing? You didn't do anything.

[solarson]

i guess not but i know you said you wanted the farm to be for just us kids and didn't want adults around. 😐

[levelshift]

Adults are allowed if they're working. Your mom was talking to me about security, so I consider that work.

This jackass sounds like someone who might break the rules and just show up, or try to get around them somehow. I don't know, and I don't really care. If you want him banned then I'll ban him. No one needs some egotistical jackass who's a danger around, right?

[solarson]

i don't know the version my mom and dad know but the one i know has been a prominent figure in their lives and usually in a really rude and annoying way.

[levelshift]

She told me about some of the shit he pulled back in their universe. It was bad, and I don't see why she'd be lying or exaggerating any of it. I'm tempted to ban him based on that crap alone.

[Mainly because of the clone stuff, that hit a nerve.]

[solarson]

i don't know how well banning him will go. if he wants something he always has ways of trying to get it. at least in my experience.

[levelshift]

It's possible he'll just ignore the damn ban, but having it in place shows we made a good faith effort in dealing with him without jumping right to violence. Sort of like a warning. "You're a shithead but you won't suffer any consequences as long as you stay away. If you don't, all bets are off."

[solarson]

i mean, i'd rather the diplomatic approach but i also don't want to be the reason for causing any trouble there.

( so maybe staying away from the farm is best. )

audio | un: dailyplanet

[thisisontherecord]

Hey Jonno, going to be a terrible mom for a moment here. When's your birthday?